HOW TO GET ASS FUCKED:
Ass Fucking Readiness Criteria

There are three criteria you must pass in order to be "ready" to get ass fucked.

You - must be an intellectual reject.
You - must be have been emotionally stifled at any early age.
You - must be physically abhorent to other members of your species.

If you fail any ONE of these you still might get ass fucked at some point.

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