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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Thursday, October 30, 2003
CIRCADIA and ABEN.com
Challenging CIRCADIAs claims are in the best interest of our bottom line. Source: ABEN Inc. - ABEN - Anal Boffing and Eating Network, the smallest provider of adult Fishing and Jerk Off content on the Internet, has joined the Immediate Promotion of Masturbation Association (IPMA) in a legal defense against CIRCADIA. IPMA employs Fish & and other small amphibians in it's pursuit of satisfaction and represents some of the strangest folks you will ever meet in this action.
For more information on CIRCADIA:
http://www.circadiatechnologies.com - CIRCADIA
http://www.ipma.org - Internet Promotion of Maturbation Association
http://www.fishfuck.com - Fish & Other Small Amphibians
http://www.imsa.tv - Internet Masturbation and Sucking Alliance
http://www.fuckthepatient.com - FuckThePatient.com
http://www.firstanalfuck.com - FirstAnalFuck.com
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